Gonna be some changes round here - new format mebbe - don't know. Chris was Anon here and it giveth me greatest plea sure to 'ere presente to you some more of S(h)ovel and Jones wit and merry japes. In a text format...The TrAnScRibEr has agreed to release more of these wonders and delights for your pleasure, each hand selected by her judicious lugs and noggin.
Welcome back to chriswasanon the show that er...I mean here for your double delicious discernment is the sagacious - its like the Good old days this innit - the stimulating, the sausagatorially silly "Sausage song." I am reliably informed that this went out on the airwaves of LA & OC and across the Internet on:
Tuesday 2/21/06.
Sausages
Big fat sausages
Swine, better than wine
Links
On dot com
We have the links
forward the links
to Sausages dot com
Farmer Brown he’s in town
Selling big fat sausages
German sausages
They stand to attention
They do the goose step into the frying pan
Svinehunds
I like my svinehunds
in ze morning I like a bit of swine
English sausages
they talk back
The mad cows all over the place
I like mad pigs
Sausages you can’t beat them
All you vegans dive right in
Eat some swine
you’ll feel much better
little pigs’ hooves and eyelashes
you can’t beat ‘em
Oink oink oink
With a (snort snort snort)
Steve: That’s good enough, innit? Is there anything more to add to that, you think?
Mr. Shovel: You can do part two after…
Steve: I can do a slow bit…
3 little piggies went to market
why?
why, why, why, why?
Why?
Hoinky, hoinky, hoinky
Honk, honk, honk
oh piggies
you’re in the middle of the frying pan
honk, honk, honk
oh yeah
big fat sausages is what you’ve become now
poor little piggy
poor little piggy
Stepping up...? well watch this space.
A joint Floratina and Chriswasanon production.
5 comments:
How come no comments for this blog? People Wake Up!!!!!!
This whole Sauguage Thinga is just making me hungry. If you're going to bring the sauguages, then I'll bring the eggs with homefries.
Got any Catshup????
Irishscots
I rather prefer the shredded-type hash browns to the homefries thing, myself. I'd like some cheese and sauteed onion in them eggs, too.
Fuuny little tune, this one.
floratina
I like fat bangers laced with ketchup er catsup in thin white sliced bread with the nutrition removed - luvverly - spot of pepper and salt. Sausagstacy!
Chriswas
I LIKE THE SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP AND THROWN IN THE HOMEFRIES AND THEN MIX IT ALL UP AND ...
MMM, IM HUNGRY..
THAT JONES .... AYE
THANKS ALL
I MISS THE INTERACTION.. I REALLY DO
HAPPY HAPPY ALL!
Pity you did not sign your name anon but yes I think that what you are saying is pretty much the feeling across the board regarding the Jonesy Jukebox blog, it is how we all came to congregate here and there and elsewhere after all.
Thanks for posting!
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