moonlight becomes you
in ze eveningtime when
we put the clocks forwards
and we take two steps backwards
and things are darker earlier around five thirty
it looks so depressing to me
that’s when I wish I was in Lichtenstein
and it’s daylight all day long
it’s one or the other…
Steve: No, it’s dark all Winter there, right, when it’s Winter? One of them gaffs. Who knows. Um, what’s happening? Def Leppard tomorrow.
Mr. Shovel: Yeah.
Steve: Is that is? Alright. October 29th, set your watches for that day. It’s when all the burglars come out and people are mugging ya. Got an extra hour of mugging.
Mr. Shovel: That’s going to be a big party night, so you get an extra hour to party.
An extra hour to…
Steve: I don’t hear echo.
(singing again with echo)
…party on October 29th
you can come out with your truncheons
and take money from weaker people than you
You say Oi, stick ‘em up
I’ve got a gun in my pocket
I need some crack
And you’re my only option
Mr. Shovel: You can even wear a mask!
And you can even wear a mask
While you’re taking my money
Extra hour to rob people
Oh oh oh oh
Mr. Shovel: But you’ve got to look out for the fake slutty cops.
But you gotta look out
for the fake slutty cops
what are you talking about Mr. Shovel
What does that mean
Mr. Shovel: It’s Halloween.
Steve: (lightbulb goes on) Oh!
Everybody dresses up in funny outfits
Steve: (continues playing) Do you remember the one, the cop last year? Guy dressed up as a cop or something, and the (real) cop shot him in the house?
Don’t let that happen again
He’ll never wear a police uniform again
Steve: I think he’s dead, isn’t he?
I think I’ll dress up as a burglar
I’ll wear a striped sweater
With a bag on my back
that says “swag”
and a beret just like in the old
the old commercials, comics and films
oh oh oh oh…