Saturday, February 04, 2006

Translation blog...the continuing "storrrr...y" of a blog..

The translation blog is a goodie, oh boy is it a mancheefrill!

Steve Jones, the Ace of myspace, the Sire of Wilshire
the Pontiff of Pop, the Shepherd's Bush goal machine
the man who can is an A1+A+A+A+A+A Jackanapes!

We have two people to thank for "translation" blog.

Mr Shovel and Mr Pie and Peas.

It started off with Tricky volunteering his linguistic skills for Jah Wobble (see my previous post) Was that really Cookie on the Blog? Lydon has his birthday, happy birthday your Rottenship! Ramona has her birthday - hope it was a goodie, TK. Got on the blog board! Indie are playing classic Pistols and A LOT! Floratina - came up with the goods - she is the TrAnScriber. Shloe doesn't like the t'scripts but they are to us the acolytes the pure Gold! The duckets! We say thank you to Tina! Gail gave Miche some sensible advice.

JR has some ker Knackered ker Knickers - some wenches dispense with undergrundage entirely apparently. Aunty Chrissy passes comment on Jonesy passing wind. Indie has a funky splash page you Google Indie103.1 and it takes you there. Nutella IS Mancheefrills! Nuts and choc. AC. sees the DKs "California Uber Alles" - how we used to sing that one! The stream went into Duke mode. Ah ha Blog comment Number 498

Glass gave us a probably totally unwanted peek up Stevie Fleetwood's bottom and other Bowiesque tales of edification. Hey Glass you sniffed glue too! Pass the Thixofix! Blechhhh! He also touched on the ever thorny problem of did the Sex Pistols steal the Ramones thunder.

Congratters Nevah you won a a pin and a sticka, lucky old NMTB they are the dogs bollocks! Only a matter of time b4 Nevah gets the tee shirt - oh how I want one of those.

El Diablo? oh come Pie. Alison gets on board the myspace and both she and J. D. get the award. More Jacobites, more nutella, a packet of nobbies Steve our Sire has got himself hooked on Latte. Jewell reappeared after a spell of hard graft. That's it or is it? still to come the full story of the sexjones piespace SwIndle In the next groovy ish.

Annabel Lui and or Bow Wow will be in the Studio on Wednesday.

chriswasapinballwizzard - did anyone actually grab that game and play it?

Thursday, February 02, 2006

The 3 Johns.

Malcolm slaps his head and realises that he has the wrong
SEX shop front man...for the Sex Pistols.

What's this about, once there were a load of Johns....

They were John Simon Ritchie, John Wardle and
John Lydon. I know there are more Johns but 3 will do for our

One of the three Johns "Jah Wobble" came into the studio. The first PIL bassist. He's a spiritual guy. Analisa! Fodderstompf, Religion, Lowlife, Theme. Great deep bass work from Jah. I saw him at Glastonbury on a small stage with a troupe of whirling dervishes, the "Invaders of the Heart."

So Jah talked about his bass and the cows of Cheshire. Is London becoming crack city, smack central er like Hogarth but without the gin? Well what's it like on the tube - the subway sect. Jah Knows!

Mr Wardle Wobble recalled that Sidnay was upset because
he wasn't the lead singer of the Sex pistols. Well he did
"kind of" 2nd. prize in the Great Rock n Roll Swindle.
"My Way," "Somefin else," "C'mon everybody" but hear!
We heard it from the mahf of one of the three John's.
I saw that interview with Malcy. I didn't believe it.
Cash from Chaos!

It was on a BBC 3. television 2004 documentary concerning
the performer/manager relationship. EMI, A&M, Virgin, Today
God save Bill Grundy. Press conferences, Nancy and that film.
The usual suspects. With a special focus on
Malcolm Mclaren and John Lydon.

The show was called, "Blood on the turntable. The Sex Pistols."

Transcript of the interview confirmed by Jah Wobble on
Steve's show follows...

Mclaren: "Vivienne (Westwood) said:

"There's a guy Malcolm you should check out
comes in the shop (SEX) regularly."

and in walked a guy who I kept looking at and I thought
he's got something about this guy..."

(John's dead shower head "Eighteen" audition followed.)

Mclaren: "Well the terrible thing that happened between me an Lydon was when Vivienne finally saw who actually this John was in the group; she told me I'd got the wrong guy!

I said,

"Oh my God what are you talking about..?"

(she) said:

"That's not the 'John' I meant, there's another 'John.'"
"She was right, there was another John. It was a friend
of his...John Simon Ritchie, otherwise known as Sid Vicious."


Blog business...

A fast moving week and we without a blog. Apart from
those wise folk who used an earlier one. The one that
went missing has not come home yet and possibly won't.
The archives are not complete but you won't find the "enjoy."
Shame because the Society of the spectacle is there - seeing
as Pie was thinking of getting some Paris Hilton shades - an
obscure connection.

Jewell: "You would look like a bug."

Ah that was the enjoy!

Mr. S(h)ovel the EnGiNeEr has given us a new blog, PRAISE A+A+A+A+A.
Although the security issues have yet to be addressed :-(

Sovel's blog is called "a translation service for Jah!" Or something. Get on board! Indie 103.1 Radio sets sail with Cap'n Steve on the blogship Jonesy at 12 bells or 12 noon Californian time. THATS UK. time. 120 minutes in all. With a repeat later of the first hour at Cally time. in the UK.

Big upz:

Tina - Tikka Tiki Masala!
Sovel - For giving us the new blog!
JR. - Naughty but nice ;-)
Jewell - Get well sooon
Ramona - Gabba gabba hey!
Nevah - vintage clothing.
Gail - The 1920's Jazz stylee.
Pie - And peas and mint sauce!
Stuartmm - A great blog!
Gidge - More frequently seen on Jack's
Chispa - Hola!
Sh Sh sh sh sh loemoe?
Jade - you really should check her site!
Tricky - off up the frog to the rubadub
for some Britneys.
ZZZZZZZZZ - this is a silly name and I personally thing that you are one of the regulars in disguise.
AC. He alternates between posting and not posting.

Absent - the psychic - come out of your oblong box and post!

If I missed you it's because I was considering shutting this thing down - chucking it in! What a lousy excuse. Dark days for C.w.A. with there being no current blog to feed me. Thanks for your comments I love 'em! Shovel me your comments!

Jah love!

Chris was an on.

Monday, January 30, 2006

The mystery of the missing blog

Well here was I this monday morning ready to see what Sunday posts there were on the blog ripe from having returned from a 10 band rockfest in a freezing cold distillery even heard a Buzzcocks cover too - when what do I find upon return from said journey but no blog entitled "enjoy." I reflect therefore that I greatly enjoyed Bladrock 2 and was heartened by the sight of a 12 year old whose guitar was bigger than him saying that along with Blink 182, the Sex Pistols were his heroes. Heartened that he could play...very well, a five piece band with an average age of 13. That's amazing!!!

Did I imagine a blog called "enjoy," have I got a myspace virus? Is Tom Serious and all o' that myspace squit - a Norfolk dialect word best translated by the expression, "bollocks." Undaunted, under the porno trash link I have posted to one of the other abandoned Jones blogs and sent out a general appeal that the blog be returned on Jack's shack. Or if not returned then at least an explanation from an insider be forthwith forthcoming. It may be there now for all I know - perhaps it has been scrubbed clean and all trace of spats and squabbles erased from it. I count, you count, we count. So if you've seen this blog drop me a quick line to here or there or anywhere you like really. Here is better. I fear for this blog for although it has its streets smarts and has flown its colours high, an unprotected blog is a worrying thing and this may have serious implications for Jonesy bloggers...yet unknowable and then again...mebbe not.