Tuesday, May 16, 2006

From Monday 4/15

Welcome back to Chriswasanon - Final edition! In which we muse on the match tomorrow, the myspace profile news, Peter Sellers, 10 days in 1978 and Steve Jones new song, "Brandy." I will also throw some arse news into the mix. Today is a good day for verily brethren and sisthren, it is a TRANSCRIPTION DAY and if that is not a red letter day, then what is?

I hear that Steve played his new song "Brandy" on the jukebox, yesterday. This can only mean 1 thing. Steve is recording again. Excellent. I heard it not :-( for other partner-like duties took me away from the box and nary the excuse of listening to SuB-MiSSion playing with my "submarine" in the bath either. So excited ones lie down on your couches - loosen all tight fitting clothingments, stop that sniggering Rotter! Breathe in, breathe out.

Your Excellency of Excellence. An Ubhal as airde! Ah Steve. He's the topmost apple on the topmost branch of the topmost tree! Which is like, top banana in Panagyric praise poetry. The best...


But I does like that pic of Sid and Steve on the ole myspace, that I does. If only I could read what it says on the t-shirt, do you think that the picture was taken somewheres on this tour?

Atlanta/Memphis/San Antonio/Baton Rouge/Dallas/Tulsa/San Faransicoo.

This subject was raised in a well-known British newspaper recently and I wondered if any of you fine folks might know the answer to it.

When Gene Pitney was only

------------> "24 Hours from Tulsa," <---------

...just where exactly was he?

Looks like Steve is going to be out to lunch for a month OR he's having that World Cup piped drekly into the sketch, the pad, the studio. His predictive powers are growing too for I think he is going to be "unwell" come Wednesday. Did I tell you that my bruv is off to Gay Paree to watch Arsenal v Barcelona, and hopefully see the Gunners carry off the one remaining piece of European silver-ware that they have not won yet?

Clouseau: "I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one."

Hmmm...well now there is to me a certain "Shot in the dark" aspect to today's transcription. I will leave that one to you yourselves to work out, how...exactly.

Still to come, the crazy story of the man who RAN the entire route of the Southern Upland Way in five days, barefoot! See previous postings and naw it wasnae me. Still to come sometime.

Ahahahahahahah as Rotter says and others too. My other half thinks that the lovely picture of the arse is mine. See
name that bum! Well she's wrong but I AM flattered that my arse department resembles you knoweth who. You DO know who's arse that is, don't you?

Attention CHisPA

Jajajajaja indeed hahahaha but win or lose against Barça
I "could" one day soon post a picture of mi culo! or MY arse! I'm not like the lovely Shloemoe who has bottom bottled out of posting his peach. Well I ain't deterred by perishin' privacy.....much ;-)


Tina is at the controls!

May 15, 2006

Steve: You’re listening to Jonesy’s Jukebox on Indie 1031. Monday, twelve bells, nice and sunny. I think it’s took a turn for the better. So I’m happy. The Premiership league is over, ended. Kind of twiddlin’ me thumbs. Although I did watch a great game. The FA Cup Finals, was a…West Ham and Liverpool on Saturday morning. Got up and watched that. That was a fantastic game. Not if you was a West Ham fan, but…if you were just a fan of football, it was a great game to watch. Liverpool won, in penalties. It went to extra time in penalties. It was a bizarre game. Everyone was like, hobbling around at the end, all having cramp and it was great. It was fantastic. Poor West Ham. But nevertheless, Arsenal is playing Barcelona, Wednesday.

I might be sick Wednesday, Mr. Shovel.

Mr. Shovel: Are you suddenly an Arsenal fan?

Steve: No. Not at all. But it’s a big game, it’s a, it’s the Final of the Champions League. It’s a big game. It’s Arsenal and Barcelona. I’m actually…I want Barcelona to win to be honest with ya. I know you kind of should support an English team, but it’s not…I don’t hate Arsenal. Well, I don’t…I hate their manager, but I don’t dislike Arsenal, I just, I fancy Barcelona. But then we’ve got the World Cup on June.

Mr. Shovel: See, it never stops.

Steve: Well, it does, cos if World Cup’s every four years…so if it wasn’t this year, there’d be no football ‘til next a…September, ‘til September.

Mr. Shovel: And where’s that, in Germany, right?

Steve: This year it’s in Germany, yeah. I can’t wait for that. I might be sick all month that month, Mr. Shovel.

Mr. Shovel: Really?

Steve: Yeah, I dunno. We’ll see. Maybe we can set it up in the TV, get a TV in here so I can watch it, you know?

Mr. Shovel: Well, we have a TV.

Steve: Well, maybe…obviously we can get…it’s in a really good position, too.

Mr. Shovel: It’s right behind you…

Steve: Yeah.

Mr. Shovel: …and we don’t get any of those channels.

Steve: No. ESPN and ESPN 2, I think are the ones who are gonna show…the whole World Cup.

Oh, man, I laid out Sunday. My mate come over and I was, we were playing guitars (laughs) in my pool area, naked. ( Mr. Shovel laughs) I was naked, he was…(both laugh) I was lying out naked and he came over and we started playing guitars…

Mr. Shovel: Sounds like a Peter Sellers movie.

Steve: (laughs) I tell you what, I am so red raw. I didn’t put any block on, like an idiot. I look like I’m wearing a spandex roller suit, a red one. I’m just red raw. You can’t see it but spandex, red shiny jumpsuit, it looks like I’m wearing right now (plays a few notes on guitar). What’s this? (plays “Rebel Rebel”)

Mr. Shovel: Now I got it.

Steve: (sings)

Got your mother in a whirl
Not sure if you’re a boy or a girl
Rebel rebel, your head’s alright
Rebel rebel let’s go out tonight

Steve: I never remember any words…

(sings) Hot tramp, I love you so

Something like that. Um, what else. What else is happening? Anything happening? You moved yet? Soon.

Mr. Shovel: No, but I’ve got big big news.

Steve: Breaking news?

Mr. Shovel: Yeah. I got a couch.

Steve: Rully.

Mr. Shovel: Yeah, and a mattress.


Mr. Shovel: Yup. Gettin’ it together, Steve.

Steve: You gonna, you gonna move in now, just on the couch or you gonna get the bed, you gonna get a box frame for the mattress?

Mr. Shovel: Gonna get a frame.

Steve: Before you move in there?

Mr. Shovel: No. I just need a mattress, man.

Steve: You know what you should do? Before you move in there – stop smoking.

Mr. Shovel: Yeah.

Steve: So you don’t make it stink.

Mr. Shovel: That’s the plan.

Steve: Well, when you gonna move in there then?

Mr. Shovel: …end of the month.

Steve: (starts to play guitar again) Oh, okay…we’re not gonna go any deeper, Shovel. Don’t worry. Gonna play a little song. It was by Looking Glass. Big hit in 1972, called, “Brandy” and I’m gonna play a version of some other bloke. Tell me who you think this is. Take it away, Mr. Shovel.

Transcript from "A shot in the dark." The 2nd Pink Panther Movie from 1964. Peter Sellers at his finest.

[Arriving at Camp Sunshine]

Clouseau: I am here on official business and I am looking for someone in the recreation area.
Camp Attendant: Not unless you take off your clothes...
Clouseau: You, sir, are under arrest.
Camp Attendant: Arrest? What for?
Clouseau: For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government.
Camp Attendant: Lewd and suggestive remarks?
Clouseau: Also for indecent exposure... doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here?
Camp Attendant: No.
Clouseau: What!
Camp Attendant: This is a nudist colony.

chriswasanon says: a Joint Floratina and Chris was anon au naturale production.


ChispaFilthyLucre said...

Yeeeaaahhhhh Im smiling after four Mahou of 1000 mililitros "kind of beer" with a friend.
jajajaja incorrect,thats was not your arse.
I dont care about Burguesia-Barcelona-futball
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jonesy
five beer thannnnkkkksss

Chris was Anon said...

Thank you ChispA!