How to recognise different types of trees from quite a long way away...

Welcome back to Chriswasanon on a frankly sunny and suspiciously delightful late April day. Now what is going on at Wilshire Towers? The same show has now been broadcast 4X now apparently, er the Sweet and Hoff show I think - check's Stuart's blog - another man who can BTW. Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs..Yerssss first aired on April 21st 2006 and repeated about 6 billion times since.

I think from what I can work out after being, "overwhelmed" by otherworldly forces last night is that the people did so want to hear Steve and Shovel duet on Rock and Roll. The unique whistle take. Une homage for le Led Zep, an utterly famous, entirely memorable song taken from the 4 Symbols elpee. Z0so or something. Or if not then Ian Gillan would have been sufficiente, Si? Si!

"Well it must have something to do with Aleister Crowley's influence at Boleskin house way up near Inverness, Scatland then." He said brightly. 'Course Jimmy Page owned that gaff didn't he? after the Great Beast six six six The Master Therion Aleister Crowley. Alright, alright so it is the slimmest of connections. (Too right son) But you all know now that I make this up as I go along AND you can tell can't you?

Spooky Boleskin house.

"It’s been a long time since I rock and rolled,
It’s been a long time since I did the stroll.
Ooh, let me get it back, let me get it back,
Let me get it back, baby, where I come from.
It’s been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yes it has."

Pontifical myspace profile picture news

NONE. Actually there is some new profile picture news! What is this interesting gathering? Great pic. Damn but Stephen is so photogenic, it has to be said! There's Steve yes giving a thumbs up or a wank off gesture? Paul Cook and some lass in the middle.

Arse news.

Now a regular fries and coke feature! Arse according to Qiuz Glxy tastes like fried chicken. Mmmm. Tasty. Looks like the KFC Colonel Sanders is in the wrong business then. That's it for arse news - please send yours in. Not your arse - your news - well you can send in your arse if you wish but keep it snappy and sweet

How to recognize different types of tree from quite a long way away.

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'NO. 1'
'THE LARCH'

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The larch. The larch.
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'AND NOW...NO. 1...THE LARCH...AND NOW...'



and now No. 1. The Larch, The Larch. and now No. 1. The Larch, The Larch and now...

Chriswasanon with a credit to the writers of Monty Python and the larch.

Is it Groundhog Day with the repeating and so forth.

This also from 4/21 - could this be a clue? Perhaps "it" has taken the studio over...

Tina and certainly not "it" is at the controls.

Mr. Shovel: We’ve got a big, major technical setup goin’ on here. I’m looking forward to it.

Steve: Yeah, look at that. All them knobs you can twiddle with. A lot of new gear. It’s starting to really look like a spaceship in here now. I’m excited. Do you get a helmet with that lot? Do you get a helmet? Any of that equipment?

Mr. Shovel: Well, we’ll look into it, Steve.

Steve: Okay. I want a helmet. Nice, big one.

(gasp)

Perhaps the ship got hijacked to the Planet GERD.

Next thrilling episode curse of the missing larch.