No Future the remix.

Your correspondent writes....


Can you believe that? Jeffry Archer has written another book.

The bulk of the money nicked in the Kent raid is still missing.

Sunny day here in Galloway.

Now I need to know something, what should I do with this blog - where is it going? Well I have decided that it is time to change.

I have a confession -I coined the phrase "blogstars." I did not intend it to become the name of a myspace group - it was a pun on blogster or blogger and it took the place of the famous five core term for the inner sanctum group of bloggers that used to blog on the...well you know the sorry tale, or you wouldn't be here, would you?

Good morning blogstars!

That was how it started and now for me, the rot has set in.

Who cares about the poxy blog anyway? It's scone now. I cared a lot, a lot of you did.

Gail did - NYC was the first.
Nevah did - he was a she and Queen of the Garam Masala
JR did - she wore knackered knickers and a V1agra day!
Jewell did - she was the shiny and a lot of Lol :-)
AC did - he came on like a lion but became a little lamb
Irish Scots did - she was no Rotterateer
Car did - Oh Carol trip like I said to
Floratina did - she poured her love into her transcriptions
I am extremely handsome did but he didn't have shit for brains!
Mr Jones did - but he wasn't the Shepherd's Bush goal machine!
Shloemoe did - he was an annoyance and yet...
Chispa did - he claimed to be from Alicante
Rotter did - he swore across the Internet
Mrs Rotter Maddie did - a groovy kind of love.
Alison did - she danced with me over the Web.
Aunty Chrissy did - thanks for postin'
Pie did - he was love God of the Blog
Steve did - he was the Jackanapes behind the scene
Shovel did - he kept the deejay at the decks
Tricky did - he had a Lotus in the Sussex hedgerows
Zero did - FCKU Banzai kiss.
Thepsychicvampyre did - close and play his way.
Minx did - Minnie and her Beano
Ramona did - she was my Sharona
Glass did - he reformed the London SS.
Tstetse fly did - he was a dangerous buzz
Iggy did - he didn't approve though
Pete Townshend did - didn't he?
StuartMM did - and he still does!
Gidget did - Happy Birthday Gidget!!!
Jack did - well maybe...
Jade did - thanks for postin'
Indie 103.1 did - they had us covered!
ZZZZZZZZ did - but with a sharp knife
Glenn O did though he is more often found in the shack
Scottish Toodler did - big titz across, eh ST?
Craig and Vortex did - what an anoraky!
Michebel did - I don't doubt it.

If I missed you, do you know how much we miss the blog

See it wasnae aboot wha ye liked it was just about bloggin'

You DO understand, don't you???

Thanks for all the comments.

It was lots of fun but it is time for me at least to say "that's over" move on, moving on involves well er moving on. In future this blog will not be a blog about a blog or a blog about the bloggers. There were a lot of posts here,a lot of words, a rash attempt to summarise as an outsider not from Californi.i.ay the theatre totale that was the Steve Jones blog - we will remember ALL who blogged on the blog, the regulars, the irregulars and the downright anonymous!

Chriswasanon knows who killed Bambi - do you?

This blog will continue to host Tina the Transcriber.

"Fanx for readin'!"

FANX to you all!

Chriswasanon.

The free shop is open and Tina IS in effect!

Now I like this space, this is as much myspace as myspace account. Good news or bad I’m staying open! I still intend to post the full story of Morocco here.

Weather news.

Can you believe that? Snow, in the Machairs of Galloway and now we have blue skies again.

Raining in Cally still?

History news.

I set this place up initially to post longer pieces about experiences in Spain. The first post here was on November 14th 2005. It then took the slack when the Jones blog was closed pro-tem before the mass linkup to myspace occurred. Nevah has a birthday card here somewhere too. I used this blog to make observations on the happenings on the Jones blog and other off topic views reflecting my own interests and obsessions. I added all the links I could think of. All the best pistols links, links to other sites of Jones note and a few of my favourites on punk and Seditionaries clothing. It’s your blog too you know! Then I put on a stat counter, to see where you were all coming from and finally a chatbox.

The Old News is that the Steve Jones blog is gone due to blogabuse. I don't have the heart to remove the links just yet. No working model replaced the Jones blog, for access to all. Did access for all lead to the blog closing?

Where is Tricky Dicky now?

Nevermindthebollocks with foresight set up a myspace blogstars group before the blogs closed. The group works excellently. All us waifs and strays of the Blogship Indiana Jonesy with myspace accounts have gathered there to post but it is a CLOSED group. You may apply for posting access if you wish. It is there that a kind of reduced blogging on the shows takes place.

The blogstars do not want a repeat performance of for example “stolen identities,”or abuse along the lines of ya **** and ya fcukre etc. . This is why it is a closed group.

Shloemoe – did attempt to set up something similar to the Steve Jones Blog but the Captain’s log it aint and the blogstars would not use it. Apart from the rebels. Though er… it does beg the question if it was used, how long before Zero, Chispa and all the other strangeness would turn up again?

Shloemoe turned up on myspace but deleted himself. I gave him the myspace award cos he was a regular blogger.

The last days of the Steve Jones blog saw responses from "Chispa" and "Zero" taking the form of FCUKOFF to practically every thing that any blogger that he/it/she/they did not like, typed. The overwhelming suspicion was that Shloemoe was behind these identities. None of it provable. Did it make the blog a bearpit of suspicion? The blog survived, “Pelicanism,” peoples identities “borrowed” so that fake posts could be made in their names. Thanks PIE 2 coin a phrase. It could not survive the strangeness of those last days and Indie 103.1 were not able to find the time to moderate it. Hence it died…NOW the Rotter admits that he pushed the envelope too far. I miss that stupid blog. I wish he had applied the brakes then. I also wish on the matter of blog profanity that I had not posted the loaded question:

"why are you a rotten country boy?

So that’s where it is at the moment.

We also have this place which isn’t regrettably Steve Jones blog either. You may comment here until you are have carpal tunnel syndrome but comment on my posts please. This blog has something that myspace will never have, no adverts! It is also open to all, as for the reasons expained blogstars has to be locked down. This place isn't that and if you really feel the need to scrawl the rude word of your choice on here - you can.

Chriswasnon@nospam.never.co.not~areal>.e-mail.co.uk

Also use the chatbox – if you can see it that is – sigh.

Special Welcome to Quean, bigups to Steve, Nevah, Gail, JR, IrishScots, Pie, Minx, Ramona, Keef, Alison, Rotteroffski, Mark Sovel, Tina my colleague, the Scottish Toodler, Jewell and er..Shloe er...Shloe er how come er it took you er 'til the blog er closed, to er post here, eh?

One feature of the Steve Jones blogs which I am anxious to see continued and we think that this is the best home for that, is the transcriptions. They will be Tina's transcriptions and if you don't like Tina - in my 'umble opinion you've got a problem haven't you? Cos these are A1. A+A+A+A+A+A+A blogtastic multi-media. They will continue whilst Tina continues until we get a cease and desist and that barely legal Joe Scarlatti issues a subpoena or something in the name of his Pontiff.

We have had some positive vibration feedback so far and some "telling" silence but until we get a definite response, we will in bloody minded fashion, continue.

Long boring reason for why I like transcriptions follows. These things have a special meaning for me as for perhaps on and off for ten years, I was a tape transcriber for Embra Uni. As an undergraduate and later within the School of Scottish Studies archive itself. The subjects covered - none of which will feature here - let me tell you by the way - were such as “Brick making,” at Somerleyton. ”Coal mining” highlights included wake customs in Newcraighall “Herring fisheries.” Superstition, fisher lassies in Great Yarmouth, Lerwick and all down the Eastern Seaboard of the UK, scary tales of storms and unco-operative landladies. “Civil engineering projects.” In Scotland and exceptionally dull. “Lifeboats.” The Longhope lifeboat disaster of 1969, Stornoway, Caister and Scrabster and the cracking, “role of music in a NW. Highland school. “ Basically I took a tape recorder and collected and then transcribed for inclusion in the archive, hours and hours of conversation and experience of work, play, song and life.

Transcribing is hard work and demands judgement, concentration and patience. I loved the field-work and met many interesting older people in the course of it most of which are now sadly dead. Their words and experiences and outlook were preserved and in some way, remain.

Continue to look upon this as a outpost supplement to Complete Pontiffism. In the words of the man who can,

"Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”

Continue to comment. Why do writers write, cos they want your feedback and in terms of weblogs, that means one thing what does it mean, yes it means comments and if you miss the shows as I so often do, due to being CURSED, then here will be your chance to see what all the fuss was about. Or not - these things may not last - what does? - get 'em while ya can!

Steppin' up the sausage song.

CwA

Top 8 only...Tina is the TrAnScRiBer Complete Pontiffism

Can you believe that? - Glass has made Steve an Untersturmfuhrer in the SS. Instead of swastikas we have the number 8 and speaking of number 8's were you one of the friends that Steve deleted from myspace? No not you Rotter - I saw your schurmz cap thing with the totenkopf.

This transcript is for you who heeded the call of Steve so please once again put your mouse, your keyboard, your trackball and yore hands together for the scintillating, the scandolously superb transcendental transcriber

Enjoy!!88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888


My Space Wednesday, February 22


Steve: I was on the ol' MySpace last night. I'm getting bored with it...I'm getting bored with the MySpace. I'm starting to delete people. My new thing is now, is I had twenty-seven hundred-something friends and what I'm doing now is I'm deleting the ones that I ain't in their Top 8. That's what I'm doing now. And out of about, which I did yesterday - it's kind of a pain to do, 'cause you have to look in their thing to see if you're in their Top 8...and I went through about seventy and there was about twelve that I was in their top eight. So that's what I'm going to do until like they're completely gone and I just have people that have me in their Top 8. Otherwise, it's like, what's the point? Who cares if you have a million friends? A million friends for what? I just want people...people who have come to be my friend, right? I didn't go looking for them.

Mr. Shovel: You've become a MySpace Snob.

Steve: I'm a MySpace Loyalist. Yes. *MY*space (Mr. Shovel starts laughing). Do you understand? So if I'm not in your Top 8, you will be eliminated. You do understand, don't you? You will be no longer part of my quadron. It's written in the quatrains!...by Nostradmus...that you will be eliminated from Jonesy's Space. He said so, fifteen hundred years ago. Are you getting with it?

(sings)

You will be eliminated if (I'm) not
in the Top 8
I'm not interested
to have you for a friend
if I'm in the back
of your friends

There's only so many friends you have
that are your Friends
MySpace is my space
and it's not your space
Find your own bleedin' space
I'm anti-space
I'm in the black hole of space
I don't need you just for a laugh
I want serialist-relationship spaces
I'm not your WhimSpace
I'm not any space
I'd rather be up in space
on MySpace

(Mr. Shovel drops in a bit of audio from some sci-fi movie here: Voice ..1: "Contact?"
Voice ..2: "We're ready, General"
Voice ..1: "That you Steve? You've been out in space two days now. Got anything to report?")

(Steve resumes singing)

My space, oh, it's the milky way of MySpace
One million light-years to find
You can take your stripper's little websites
'cause I'm not interested in it
'cause there's no, nothing
that I'm gonna get anyway
just to fulfill your little websites
you can go and shove it
No one wants ya anyway

It's not about the numbers
It's about the quality of your friends
your compatability with dimensions
coming out'cha

Oh MySpace
It's my space

(Voice ..1: "There's a whole universe out there Steve. The totally unknown, beyond anyone's comprehension. We try to figure it out, kids, but...we never can.")

My space
paper lace
funny face
and the human race
in my space

my space


MySpace Part 2 Thursday, February 23

Steve: So, I'm having so much fun deleting people on MySpace. It's so much fun.

Mr. Shovel: You've got yourself quite a quandary.

Steve: Well, not really. I mean, there's even friends, like real friends that I know that don't have me in their Top 8, and I'm getting rid of them. I don't want thousands of friends. I just want dedicated friends.

Mr. Shovel: You realize that real, true friendships are ended on this 'politics of the Top 8'.

Steve: Yes. That's fine with me. If someone wants me, the Hall of Famer, Jonesy's Jukebox, Sex Pistolero, Man Who Can to just shove in the back of many thousands, you've got another thing coming. I've got to be in the Top 8.

plays to the tune of "Another Thing Coming"
(sings)
I'm gonna give it up
I'm not gonna be at the back with everyone else
I'm the Man Who Can for two hours a day
If I'm not in the Top 8 you can go bye bye hey hey


Steve: I think there's going to be a prize. I think I'm going to give something out for all the ones who I'm in their Top 8. I'm going to give them a nice little gift. When I get rid of all the other fairweathers on MySpace.

Mr. Shovel: And what would that gift be?

Steve: That’s a surprise…

Mr. Shovel: Sticker?

Steve: Maybe something. I don’t see anyone else on MySpace giving things away, do you? CD’s of their two-bob bands, that might be it. Do you think that’s bad, what I’m doing, Shovel, on MySpace?

Mr. Shovel: No. You’re rewriting the rules of MySpace etiquette…

Steve: Yeah, MYspace. MY. MY, not all the other fifty million spaces, MY bleedin’ space. Now, if I ain’t in your Top 8, you will be removed.

Joint Floratina and Chriswas production.

PS. Next one up stepping will be the sausage song...and I will tell you why transcripts are such a fabby thing.

The TrAnScribEr...

Welcome back to chriswasanon.

Chriswasanon will host Floratina's transcriptions of the show.

Floratina was the transcriber of the Jones blog who gave us all a 2nd chance to resavour the wit and wisdom and wackiness of, Steve, Mr. Sovel and the guests. So I am gawsh damn over the moon to have the opportunity to publish the latest unseen transcriptions here.

I do not know when this show was broadcast if I get any info I will add it it in. It deals with the bitter blow of the loss of the blog.

Without further chriswasanonness I give yew the tremedously talented totally toptabulous, terrific TrAnScRiBer.

Steve: Do we…we don’t have a blog anymore, do we?

Mr. Shovel: No.

Steve: Is that the end of it?

Mr. Shovel: I don’t know.

Steve: I got s…I got a lot…a few emails on the blog saying, “What’s going on?” and like, “We’re having withdrawals”, I think. What is going on with it? Just too many people cursing?

Mr. Shovel: Yeah, I don’t know. I had nothing to do with that.

Steve: You had nothing to do with it?

Mr. Shovel: Nope.

Steve: Why ain’t it there anymore then? Know that reason?

Mr. Shovel: Nope.

Steve: Can’t speak. Shovel’s lips are sealed. I can’t pry it out of him.

No More Bloggy

No more Bloggy
No more Captain’s Blog
It’s gone awry
Too much obscenity
Out of control on the Blog Star
Blog starship
Is no longer

Start your own blog
Is what I suggest
At some other place
Maybe MySpace
Start your bloggy
Start your engines
Get bloggin
With the Monty Python blogteam
Yeahhhh (thanks for listnin)


Thank you Floratina. Everyone please enjoy! Her next transcript in the next groovy ish will be the one about the top 8 deletion frenzy.

BTW I kept Steve at the top 8, never moved him - he is the reason for my existing, without Steve I would be pontiffless - which is No FuN.

Enjoy yourselves, enjoy the box!

Floratina/ Chriswasanon joint production.





----------------- Original Message -----------------

The management is sick of managing a successful rock 'n' roll band, the band is sick of being a succesful rock 'n' roll band

destroying record companies and burning venues is more creative than making it.

The famous press release after the split in SF in 1978. Which was even more famously withdrawn soon after...


Rock n roll hall of fame


So the Sex Pistols aren't coming - stick your award up your arse...apparently. Its the Rock 'n' roll hall of flame....and there goes another one shot down in flames.

"Ich muss out, steiger out!"

Congrats for making it John, Steve, Paul, Glen but double cream congrats for telling them that there is no change and no change is sexy - right Mr. Wobble?

It is the finest tradition of dissidence isn't it, or couldn't they be bothered to rehearse "Bodies" one more time? Its KLF. style, its CRASS, its alternative. Its a big fcuk off to the music biz probly...well what is it. Is is it similiar to "Kiss this" when everyone thought that a re-union was on the cards and the river boat was pulled out of retirement, for all the media to see...

the Scottish Sex Pistols?

Other news, Shloemoe created a clone blog...nobody wanted to play there. Steve Jones started to delete everyone in his friends who wasn't a top eight - can you believe that? I continue to have computer PrObLeMs. America wants to take over the world, apparently. Perhaps it doesn't and who wants the world anyway - not me. Tony Blair in fine euphemism mode calls Guano bay an "anomaly". Robbers get away with a dirty hot (clean and cool it's not) 40 million in quid due to laxness amongst crew and it seems to me that the only place that you will find the true voice of the people nowadays is in the letters column of a broadsheet newspaper. Give me Floratina - or give me death! She is the TraNscriber and my name is not Malcolm Mclaren...

Weather news - something about Greenland freezing Scotland and feeding snow showers down the East Coast of England. Look to the skies!!!

Where did my traffic go...

More later.

Thanks to Jade for the image...

Chriswasnon

Destroying record companies and venues is more creative than making it....

This not quite just in - pc. had problems so sorry to relate.

Arses-7.
Bloggers-4.

"Sad to say I must be going away, so buy me beer and whisky cos I'm gong far away, I'd like to think of me returning when I can, to the greatest
little boozer and to Sally or Steve Jones the man...apologies to Shane Macgowan."

Piespace communique.


From: Indie 103.1 FM
Date: Feb 21, 2006 1:12 PM

Until we get easy access to banning people, you may be better off finding a different place to chat.


assholes win. we dont have the time to police the blog.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: piespace
Date: Feb 20, 2006 7:15 PM

Has the Jonesy blog gone the way of the Dinosaur?
Will it ever come back or are you just tired of the Aholes on there?Let me know I miss it bad.It's a great spot for the jackenapes to get together.Thanks..Geoff akaPie&peas aka Piespace.


End piespace communique.

NOW FOR OLD TIMES SAKE I WANT COMMENTS!!!!

LOTS OF 'EM.

PLEASE....................................

Next weeks post will be a special so myspace me with your favourite
blog moments - best will go here.

Chris was soon to no longer be Chriswasanon

Latest news...

Is that there is no latest news...all the Steve Jones blogs are down - off-line, away, air falbh, gone...offski.

Welcome back to chriswasanon however...


Time zone news...time is 12.25 pm. Minus 8 hours if you are in California. Minus 5 if you are on the Eastern Sea-board. Plus 1 hour if you are in Europe -well, bits of it, Deutschland, Spain, Fr. etc.

Some success on the chatbox front - if you can see it - use it. Read the thing bottom upwards, opposite to the JB blogs. It is NOT a substitute for the real thing, can't be, the posts can't be numbered for one. If my valuable sources tell me any different concerning the Jonesy blogs I will let you know. Do not be scared of the Rotter, I can't ban him. His Rot is worse than his ter. Meantime this blog is going into stasis mode until any significant change occurs or I receive any news...

Begin Stasis mode...Do you wish to put this blog in to Stasis? Type Y for Yes or N for No. tappity tap "Y" Are you sure? "Y".

Stasis mode/on. Snore.........wheeze.......snore.........wheeze.

Shakes mouse violently...wake the **** up Sid! Ah ok well the latest news according to one source is that all is in good hands...

Stasis crash mode /on

Alert, Alert, Alert. Alarmstart. Scramble...off-line blogs...

O Shloemoe, have you broken all the blogs? Perhaps Zero strafed them in his aeroplane, or Chispa turned them to Paella? Time here just after 8.pm, time in: "Dead Loss Angeles" just after 12.am...

All I knows is that all the Steve Jones Blogs are down. Off-line. Now that is every single one of them. The lot! Post a comment here. Use the chatbox if you can see it..

If you wish you can send me your insights anonymously.

Chriswasanon updated twice today!

Who's gonna?...clear this mess up? No, no, no who's gonna...

Moderate the blog?

Sholoemoe outed by two of his own errant personalities probly but who knoweth? Vortex missed drumming for the Clash, Chispa submits a bizarre poem about artichokes..er good of the mornin' bloggers, kicks the empty cans, looks in the ashtray for a decent roach, has a can of lager for breakfast. I see Rot is sprawled out on the floor with a mouthful of carpet. Floratina appears to have fallen asleep in the bath, NMTB is under a pile of clothes in the corner and how did Michebel get UP there? Where's that anarchist JR?

Well weekend sort of basket cases full of artichokes. FUCK OFF - insert number of choice vibes - flame /on is all I can say really.

Oh and this...I was going to sell this one as yet another chriswas exclusive but seeing as Monsieur le Geoff Pie snuck a lil bit of the story out on the blog, t'aint really. Here is more news from the piephone:

I like Pie's opening reference, it's really meninblack. Any way let us put our headphones on and twiddle a lot of knobs and dials for latest-ish news from the Indie bunker...CwA.

"Well when we were down in the sewer I said I would call them and...!"

Beep bop beep bop bop bop beep beep bop bop - what does a US. ringing tone sound like? burrrrr burrrrrrrrrrr burrrrrrrrrrr mebbe...click...

Jones - "Hello?"

Pie - "Jonesy it's Geoff aka Piespace."

Jones - "Hello Mr Space."

Geoff - "Hows it going mate?"

Jones - "Good thanks."

Geoff - "Whats the story with the blog?"

Jones - "I dont know mate..."(yelling) "Shovel whats up with the blog?"

Shovel- (yelling)..."We took it off for a day."

Jones - "Its under repair."

Geoff - "It got a little wild on there yesterday.

Jones - "Really?"

Geoff - "But its good though."

Jones - "Ok mate."

Geoff - "Talk to you later mate."

Jones - "Ok bye."

Big up Alison, Jewell user extraordinaire of my chatbox and also to some anonymous posters, for commenting. Then Quean, Floratina, Pie, JR. Nevah, Gail on the 20's kick. ChispaZero FUCK OFF etc. Miche, Vortex, IrishScots, Tricky and the crunchy frog. A Special heavy and a chaser that's a pint and a good malt to Geoff...

If I missed you there'll be another one along in a minute - its like buses. All you have to do is comment...

Chriswasanon

There's a

new blog..."How dare you defy"...Missing in action. "Enjoy." and "Translation, and two years." We will remember them...probly

St. Valentine's day 2 years blog...

Damn damn damn. I tell you, I was lying in me pit this morning thinking:
"Am I obsessed with Zhlermer," and "what if the blog is pulled? How will I ever know if he responded" and even "What do I care, I'm staying away from it, I'm in danger of becoming a loony obsessive." Then bugger me if I don't find that another blog has gone, first the "enjoy" and now, "2 years."

How can you trust your heart to cupid - a blind baby with a bow 'n' arrer - daft I call it!


Someone has been a very naughty boy or girl. Could be me, calling Shloe a bad man, threatening him with a shirrecking which isn't reservoir dogs stylee razor fun, just shaming. Could be the genital obsessed rotter, could be that Shloe and Rott are in some way related. Use my cbox! Not that sort of box. Damn damn damn, I was hoping I could get away with it, minimum box postages until Friday but I felt DUTY bound to make post number 36 on chriswasanon. So the inside tip is that one guilty blogger will not be making a reappearance on the JB blog -until then...we must all wait and see with our pulsing hearts and our baited breaths...If I've missed you, I will try a lot harder next time. "Easy Skanking, skanking it slow, easy skanking, skanking it slow..." Bob the Marley.

Chriswas anon.

Poetry, Piephone.com and I must go down to the Sea..to the salty sea and the Sky, I left my vest and socks there, I wonder if they are dry?

Some of this post's absurd title credited to the late great Spike Milligan.

The Rotter has posted more poetry, this stuff is rich in imagery but the theme is not quite dark enough for me. AC. and friends did a fine Dr. Harry Twater. A JB welcome goes out to RockinRach and oh I almost... Ah he has posted a darker one about cutting I think...

Hello Shloe - bye bye Shloe.

Alison - I wish I had made that chair - it's a beauty isn't it? Some guy called Graham in Port Patrick made it, and from local materials too. Oh Carol - Yes I'm English Sasannach. I'm not Scots Albannach. Nevah - Its a nice little spot at myspace NMTB. JR. - Did you see her with the party hat on? Bangkok Steve - there are not usually televisions in bookshops, bs but thanks for the picture comment!

Now I posted a bulletin to myspace alerting the bloggers that the blog had a new post but two JB. bloggers replied directly to my question and I thought the answers merited inclusion on the blog.

Gail to the question, "Are you a jukebox blogger?" wrote:

"You better know it baby!! Can't live without my Box or my Box mates!!!!"

Car to the same question wrote:

"Yes, but I work at a very fast paced job and I stay so freak'n busy so I don't get to do it as much as I would prefer 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----long live the box!"

Pie tells me that he talked with Jonesy. Mrs. Pie thinks he has a hotline to the man who can...here's what happened:

Pie: "Congratulations on two years. You make radio fun to listen to!"

Jones: "Thanks mate, where's me socks?"

Pie: "You don't want my friggin socks mate they stink and have holes in them!"

Jones:...laughter.

Pie: "Will you play a song for JR s birthday?"

Jones: "Not today mate I already did a birthday and don't want to be some cheesy DJ."

Pie: "No problem. You guys are great. Thanks for all the good music."

Jones: "Try next week."

Pie: "Ok, this is piespace!" :-)

Jones: "Oh yeah, how dare you defy!" :-)

Pie: "Cheers mate."

Jones: "Bye."

Tina will I hope soon be posting another of her excellent transcriptions to the jb. blog.

This has been a Joint Pie and Peas and Blogstars Chriswas production. Thank you to all the contributors!

If I missed you...just smear yourself with Nutella and squirrel's piss apparently...

Chriswasanon

The fuckin Rotter...:-)

Happy Birthday to JR. Blogtastic.

Interesting fact - the Rotter's first post to the blog was
http://www.indie1031.fm/wordpress/?p=119#comments

827# Rotter says:

December 14th, 2005 at 9:08 am

Have a great holiday!Ya cunt!Aaahahahahhaaaaaaa!

This was when Steve posted the "I'm back." comment. Nothing further until his dissing of Sex Pistols Experience. Now some people might think that the Rotter is a good thing. AC. did not. I was prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt but I believe that he really is a twat. People like the rotter cook my head! He come's onto the blog like a steam train, like a child seeking attention and probably will not go away now.

However such as he provide a different voice to that which we most commonly read on the blog. The Twatter dialogue was hilarious and Shloe like the serial killer that he is - or thinks he is - rubs his hand with blog glee.

Blogstars? We are all Blogstars!

Some people think that the blog should be shut down - I call repeatedly for logins but they never come. I did not think much of Rotter poetry either...but that is an artistic feeling - I've seen better poetry elsewhere and I doubt Faber and Faber think much of it either. It is to me, "Vogon poetry, the second worst in the universe." Yet people such as the rotter with uncompromising egos provide diversion from what can be seen as too often, one voice. Real life is not like that, none of us share the same opinions on stuff - if we did we would be like automatons. Alison was right - this is about good music and having a bit of a laugh. Unfortunately...I don't find that Rotter v. funny.

Some bloggers believe that Rotter is Shloe, he is a Shloe but is he Shloe? The fighting that goes on in the blog is depressing and circular. The 2nd anniversary show was great - no question of that! But where on earth is this going???

Answers on a post to here, not there HERE where it says "add comment."

Oh and the Rotter is banned from making a comment - until he exhibits something more than fuck shit cunt bollocks, right?

Just settle down like AC said Rotter and it will be OK but if you continue to post crap trying to prove that you are a sex pistol when you are not and never will be, I will ignore you. We've had all sorts on the blog but you for concentrated crap so far AND after saying -nuff said, are too much!

CwA

Soon to come...

A new pic of me. How exciting is that? An explanation of why the rotter is a thoroughly rotten chap. Some post Sex Pistols experience observations, more pie shaped telephone shennanigans and a trip to Hadrian's wall NOT the Berlin Wall...I shall also be crying wolf - again. I'm quite jolly well tired after the second rebroadcast.

Enjoy yourselves, enjoy the Pontiff 2 year Anniversary blog and enjoy the box!

Post a comment!!! Speculative ones are especially interesting!!! SLIK!!! HUGS...AC. JR. Nevah. Gail...Shloe I can't help myself...here...Car - trouble. Scottish Toodler with a welcome back. Jewell come on babes get well soooooon!!! If I've missed you have you ever heard that expression: "You missed yourself last night."

All you need are socks, candles, pants and a radio show!!!

Chris.

Write your own blog...

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

What's this about, blog about blog. Steve Jones blog - the man who can. Indie 103.1...Jonesy's jukebox - a radio show.

Les Paul on the dog and bone - get well soon Les.

Bow Wow Wow - Stepping up...

Sex Pistol's Experience. Up stepping.

"It's your birthday." All the best from chriswasanon to the man who like the Queen herself has 2 birthdays. Congratters!!! Stuartmm has baked you a cakie.

Slash - well I had a feeling a Guns and Roses man would be on the show. I was looking out of the window at the byre and thinking - "well Steve is bound to have one of them on" and bingomasters breakout! - there he was and they both were trying their mesmerising hardest to get the ShOvEl to go hypnotist to stop smoking. Me, I love smoking!!!

"You will stop smoking - people will smoke all around you but you will have no desire to cadge ciggies, flash the ash or spark up a gasper."

"You like Kroq...you are feeling sleepy, techno floats your boat."

Swindle your way to the top of the Pie t-shirts are not available in any shops.

Robert Crumb shaped basketball bubble butts are.

"This is why our culture is the best."

Aye right Shloe and that is why you remain a fly!

Controversy. No more!!! No more!!! It has all been said, through Stuartmm.

I wouldn't want to bed Chris Martin. "and they were all yellow." Apologies to Coldplay. So laaaasssst year darling :-) He doesn't raise the wind in my sails.

Sad to pass up the Cult ticket Pie. Gone to an A1 jukebox bloggeroonie - right?

((((((((((SwindlePie))))))))))))))))

((((((((((Blogstars))))))))))

((((((((((Jonesy)))))))))))))

Nevah/Tina/Stuart/AC./Gail/Jewell/JR/Townsend/Alison/Ramona
Minxie/Gail. Car and the Catholic girls -Car myspaced. If I've missed you, you may have missed me.

AC cannot be bothered to hunt Shloe down and swat him. Shloe's hygiene habits leave a little to be desired but then so too did Bill Gates.

Enjoy yourselves, enjoy the box.

That's enough "write your own blog."

CwA

The Great Piespace Swindle...

Scoop Piespacemyspace sexjones!!!

The Great Piespace SwInDLe!

When Steve had the myspace dude Tom on the show (pod still available) he was promised a computer to free him from his WebTv setup. Tom created a fantastic my space address:

http://myspace.com/sexjones.

It was a serendipitious choice really because if it weren't for SEX...Such a name has all the subtlety of a brick. The owner of a myspace account named "sexjones" will get a lot of amorous attention. If they are the Sex Pistols guitarist, we are talking going through the roof attention here, so we are!

Lets fast forward a bit. When Steve got his account a lot of us signed up for 1 reason or another. My shiny buddy Jewell made me feel very welcome! Pretty soon its Social Networking power led to us all connecting through our default interests, Punk, Music, Indie 103.1 and Jonesy's Jukebox. Including Jukebox blogger, Pie & Peas who when he setup his myspace account took the name, "piespace."

Steve has brought together many many diverse people through his show. A quick survey of the age group of the people who blog and myspace though reveals that we are pretty much of a similiar era. This is interesting because the vast majority of people on myspace are under 25. It works for oldies, eh? This isn't being ageist or anything, it follows that people of a certain age group will have common ground, life experiences, interests. Stands to reason that just as the youngsters flock together on ms. - so too do we.

The "enjoy" blog was taken from us for reasons too complex and controversial to go into here. We were in a blogless state and only through our own initiative had our secret cave to chat to each other on. I myself myspace e-mailed Steve with no reply about "enjoy!". Pie & Peas took it upon himself to get on the case and I mean bigtime!

Pie e-mailed Steve to get him to bring back the blog. He went so far as to phone the station saying that we were grown ups and could deal with it wurselves. So Mark Shovel then gave us translation blog. Thanks again Shovel! But this isn't the end, as we all know... there is more. Steve then announced on his show that he was going to change his myspace name from sexjones to piespace/sexjones. Pie tells me that he "exploded." Pie 'n' peas everywhere,ceilin, floor, oh Lordy what a mess up etc.

He e-mailed the station again to thank them for the "translation" blog but now asked Steve NOT to use "piespace." Steve when it came to the next broadcast used the name "piespace" again. By now poor ole pie's profile views were going up, his hits and requests to be his friend too. When the stream went titsup, Pie phoned the station again to discuss the poor quality of it... and hallelujah Wobble, who does he get through to? He gets through to the man who can, the ace of etc, Steve Jones.

Steve told Pie he would no longer use his address on air but then of course started with that whole piespace/sexjones thing again on the following show! So Pie un fazed phones back once more and....gets through to Steve...An extract from the email that Pie sent to me follows:

"I say Jonesy you have to stop with the Piespace do you know how many hits I'm gonna get from this?"

He says...

"Consider it flattery and how dare you defy.I'm the sire!"

"How dare you defy!" (all in good humour)

So I just say:

"Run with it mate, goodbye."

That might appear to be that. There is a sequel oh yes. Lol! Actually big fuckoff "lol" painted pink and yellow with neon lights shining "lol", that's what we are talking here. You know the show "Barely Legal? with Joe Escalante, usually before the jukebox but don't quote me. Well Pie is lying in his bed when this idea pops into his "scone" or head to phone that show and ask them a question about Myspace.
He was going to have a little fun and say that his name:

"Defy space"

had been stolen by a radio personality...

"Stevie Smith." :-)

Could he get a:

"Cease and Desist" :-)

....order to stop all these girls from hitting his myspace account and get compensation in the form of, "a valuable tin..and a t-shirt." When Pie got through the girl who was screening the calls to the show was cracking up, creasing, larffing ROFLMAO laughter , she then told him to wait in line on hold and kept him there for 45 of your Earth minutes.

Pie had other fish to fry and in the end gave up. Too bad as he says:

"It would have been a right laugh."

Thanks Pie for telling me this story!

And that's why Steve Jones is a Jackanapes!

Now that has to be worth a comment!

Chris was Anon and Pie and Peas.

Translation blog...the continuing "storrrr...y" of a blog..

The translation blog is a goodie, oh boy is it a mancheefrill!

Steve Jones, the Ace of myspace, the Sire of Wilshire
the Pontiff of Pop, the Shepherd's Bush goal machine
the man who can is an A1+A+A+A+A+A Jackanapes!

We have two people to thank for "translation" blog.

Mr Shovel and Mr Pie and Peas.

It started off with Tricky volunteering his linguistic skills for Jah Wobble (see my previous post) Was that really Cookie on the Blog? Lydon has his birthday, happy birthday your Rottenship! Ramona has her birthday - hope it was a goodie, TK. Got on the blog board! Indie are playing classic Pistols and A LOT! Floratina - came up with the goods - she is the TrAnScriber. Shloe doesn't like the t'scripts but they are to us the acolytes the pure Gold! The duckets! We say thank you to Tina! Gail gave Miche some sensible advice.

JR has some ker Knackered ker Knickers - some wenches dispense with undergrundage entirely apparently. Aunty Chrissy passes comment on Jonesy passing wind. Indie has a funky splash page you Google Indie103.1 and it takes you there. Nutella IS Mancheefrills! Nuts and choc. AC. sees the DKs "California Uber Alles" - how we used to sing that one! The stream went into Duke mode. Ah ha Blog comment Number 498

http://www.indie1031.fm/wordpress/?p=148#comments

Glass gave us a probably totally unwanted peek up Stevie Fleetwood's bottom and other Bowiesque tales of edification. Hey Glass you sniffed glue too! Pass the Thixofix! Blechhhh! He also touched on the ever thorny problem of did the Sex Pistols steal the Ramones thunder.

Congratters Nevah you won a badge...er a pin and a sticka, lucky old NMTB they are the dogs bollocks! Only a matter of time b4 Nevah gets the tee shirt - oh how I want one of those.

El Diablo? oh come Pie. Alison gets on board the myspace and both she and J. D. get the award. More Jacobites, more nutella, a packet of nobbies Steve our Sire has got himself hooked on Latte. Jewell reappeared after a spell of hard graft. That's it or is it? No...no still to come the full story of the sexjones piespace SwIndle In the next groovy ish.

Annabel Lui and or Bow Wow will be in the Studio on Wednesday.

chriswasapinballwizzard - did anyone actually grab that game and play it?

The 3 Johns.

Malcolm slaps his head and realises that he has the wrong
SEX shop front man...for the Sex Pistols.

What's this about, once there were a load of Johns....

They were John Simon Ritchie, John Wardle and
John Lydon. I know there are more Johns but 3 will do for our
porpoises.

One of the three Johns "Jah Wobble" came into the studio. The first PIL bassist. He's a spiritual guy. Analisa! Fodderstompf, Religion, Lowlife, Theme. Great deep bass work from Jah. I saw him at Glastonbury on a small stage with a troupe of whirling dervishes, the "Invaders of the Heart."

So Jah talked about his bass and the cows of Cheshire. Is London becoming crack city, smack central er like Hogarth but without the gin? Well what's it like on the tube - the subway sect. Jah Knows!

Mr Wardle Wobble recalled that Sidnay was upset because
he wasn't the lead singer of the Sex pistols. Well he did
"kind of" 2nd. prize in the Great Rock n Roll Swindle.
"My Way," "Somefin else," "C'mon everybody" but hear!
We heard it from the mahf of one of the three John's.
I saw that interview with Malcy. I didn't believe it.
Cash from Chaos!

It was on a BBC 3. television 2004 documentary concerning
the performer/manager relationship. EMI, A&M, Virgin, Today
God save Bill Grundy. Press conferences, Nancy and that film.
The usual suspects. With a special focus on
Malcolm Mclaren and John Lydon.

The show was called, "Blood on the turntable. The Sex Pistols."

Transcript of the interview confirmed by Jah Wobble on
Steve's show follows...

Mclaren: "Vivienne (Westwood) said:

"There's a guy Malcolm you should check out
comes in the shop (SEX) regularly."

and in walked a guy who I kept looking at and I thought
he's got something about this guy..."

(John's dead shower head "Eighteen" audition followed.)

Mclaren: "Well the terrible thing that happened between me an Lydon was when Vivienne finally saw who actually this John was in the group; she told me I'd got the wrong guy!

I said,

"Oh my God what are you talking about..?"

(she) said:

"That's not the 'John' I meant, there's another 'John.'"
"She was right, there was another John. It was a friend
of his...John Simon Ritchie, otherwise known as Sid Vicious."

Pistolology!

Blog business...

A fast moving week and we without a blog. Apart from
those wise folk who used an earlier one. The one that
went missing has not come home yet and possibly won't.
The archives are not complete but you won't find the "enjoy."
Shame because the Society of the spectacle is there - seeing
as Pie was thinking of getting some Paris Hilton shades - an
obscure connection.

Jewell: "You would look like a bug."

Ah that was the enjoy!

Mr. S(h)ovel the EnGiNeEr has given us a new blog, PRAISE A+A+A+A+A.
Although the security issues have yet to be addressed :-(

Sovel's blog is called "a translation service for Jah!" Or something. Get on board! Indie 103.1 Radio sets sail with Cap'n Steve on the blogship Jonesy at 12 bells or 12 noon Californian time. THATS 8.pm UK. time. 120 minutes in all. With a repeat later of the first hour at 6.pm Cally time. 2.am in the UK.

Big upz:

Tina - Tikka Tiki Masala!
Sovel - For giving us the new blog!
JR. - Naughty but nice ;-)
Jewell - Get well sooon
Ramona - Gabba gabba hey!
Nevah - vintage clothing.
Gail - The 1920's Jazz stylee.
Pie - And peas and mint sauce!
Stuartmm - A great blog!
Gidge - More frequently seen on Jack's
Chispa - Hola!
Sh Sh sh sh sh loemoe?
Jade - you really should check her site!
Tricky - off up the frog to the rubadub
for some Britneys.
ZZZZZZZZZ - this is a silly name and I personally thing that you are one of the regulars in disguise.
AC. He alternates between posting and not posting.

Absent - the psychic - come out of your oblong box and post!

If I missed you it's because I was considering shutting this thing down - chucking it in! What a lousy excuse. Dark days for C.w.A. with there being no current blog to feed me. Thanks for your comments I love 'em! Shovel me your comments!

Jah love!

Chris was an on.

The mystery of the missing blog

Well here was I this monday morning ready to see what Sunday posts there were on the blog ripe from having returned from a 10 band rockfest in a freezing cold distillery even heard a Buzzcocks cover too - when what do I find upon return from said journey but no blog entitled "enjoy." I reflect therefore that I greatly enjoyed Bladrock 2 and was heartened by the sight of a 12 year old whose guitar was bigger than him saying that along with Blink 182, the Sex Pistols were his heroes. Heartened that he could play...very well, a five piece band with an average age of 13. That's amazing!!!

Did I imagine a blog called "enjoy," have I got a myspace virus? Is Tom Serious and all o' that myspace squit - a Norfolk dialect word best translated by the expression, "bollocks." Undaunted, under the porno trash link I have posted to one of the other abandoned Jones blogs and sent out a general appeal that the blog be returned on Jack's shack. Or if not returned then at least an explanation from an insider be forthwith forthcoming. It may be there now for all I know - perhaps it has been scrubbed clean and all trace of spats and squabbles erased from it. I count, you count, we count. So if you've seen this blog drop me a quick line to here or there or anywhere you like really. Here is better. I fear for this blog for although it has its streets smarts and has flown its colours high, an unprotected blog is a worrying thing and this may have serious implications for Jonesy bloggers...yet unknowable and then again...mebbe not.

Chriswasanon

You will have journey...

Whats this about unsuspecting surfer - its a blog about a blog - not many of those about are there? It's about the keystrokes typed by individuals at the Steve Jones blog on Indie. 103.1. Indie is a radio station on the web and on the radio beaming out of LA. This is the cWa info exchange in thrall to Steve Jones the dee jay..aka..the man who can...the sire of Willshire...the captain of the blogship Indie. To whet craven appetites, you came here for something didn't you? Did you just click the recently published blogs link? I can only suggest that you click the back bit of your browser cos here we kick down the doors, fill your head full of guitar hero Kutie Jones and his Sex Pistols and dress like a dyke, like a hero, like a punk and like a prostitute Anarchist punk gang 1% who don't fit in and don't care. Its all there for your diversion. --------------------> In the...in the link boxes.

Now to move on...

That translation.com feeds you with some absurd renderings from Spanish into English and vice versa anyway - if I had translated anything in that manner from Irish to English, or Gaelic etc. at Uni I would have been bottom of class and my lecturer would have fixed me with his steely gimlet eye and said:

"That's not quite what it means A' Chrisdean."

Ah I can hear Raghnall Mac 'Illie Dhubh now. The consensus seems to be use a dictionary cos language is full of nuance and subtlety.



We are blessed with on the spot translation servicios - for these London boys - "servicios" can mean toilet in Spanish - I'm talking about translators like Tricky, like nevah and like that chriswasanon - who he - when he can get it together to listen and blog that is.

Lots of squabbling, some of us really do want to just feel the love and AC. is right there. Move on peoples. Mind you some of you do find the postings of others to be red rag to bulls and have to respond.

Like Pie I try to sit on the creaking fence, sipping Irn bru - not fizzy water or is that the palings and the pickets? I am a diplomat and as Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili or "Stalin" said once to one of his minions:

"Let us execute the diplomats..."

This mass murderer did have a sense of humour...

Rat Scabies needs a crash pad and a car apparently. Don't worry he hasn't got scabies anymore. Rats? - Pie these are worse than mice - oh that gnawing...too much. When they get in your kitchen its a kind of a merry hell - I knows. Scabies? When these little mites get under your skin you will wish that you were a giant scratching machine. I knows.

Accom wise Gidget offered her space to the former DAMNED DAMNED DAMNED drummer and so did many another hospitable blogstastic blogstar. Floor reprised the journey and apart from 2 words one of which turned out be lug'oles and the other...I do not feel in a position to comment upon...well it was A1 A+A+A+ great ebayer - would deal with again recommend excellent communication stuff. T'scribing is hard work.

Ramona thinks that we should have a board not a blog - she's got a point.
Sundance - how can I comment?

Until Monday...
Until 12 bells.

Big up:

Floor/JR./Jewell/Aunt Chrissy/AC/Tricky/Pie/Miche/Gidge/Nevah/Gail/Alison/Ramona

if I've missed you....yaketty yak.

Postscript - "dosers? dosers?" Oh dossers - I get it I thought it was like celebrity "get a dose" when I read it on the blog. I couldn't hear the show so I had no idea what you were all laughing about - mind you I usually have no idea so it's a wonder I do this not entirely thankless task - slaving over a hot computer...moan grumble. I do it for the comments - that's it. So you will comment won't you. TIA!

Back to the confoosion. Dose as in "syphilis" or "clap" or something and if you think I'm going to spell gonorhhea kerektly think on...It's "Doss" sleep rough. Crash on the street sing ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE..."Streets of London" or even Ralph McTell. Stuart's blog cleared that one up. Dohhh...nutella.

Chris was anon.